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1/31/2010

the tale of the albino grinch who ruined the christmas lunch

once upon a not so distant christmas time, sister, sister’s boyfriend, dad and me decided to have a lunch on a steak house that bears the name of a popular brazillian dance and musical genre on its doors.

the place was painted with the color of chestnuts. on a pale afternoon, the place looks like it was glowing with blood, pale blood. it was huge. well, any place minus the crowd gives you the illusion of space. as i suspected, aside from us, no other hungry soul dared to enter their premises yet.

we were greeted by an albino wearing a set of well trimmed brows. he led us at the table over the corner of the room near the windows. dad was all giddy and fidgety. his word of mouth the whole time was “steak, steak.” he roamed around the room, to the bar, then to the counter where the vegetable salad and all the other kitchen displays were placed. the albino, now with a raised brow darted him with suspecting looks.

the albino guy handed us the menu. it was plain, very plenty selection. dad ordered the eat all you can set of steaks. the works; eat whatever meat you can type of meal. sister and boyfriend got themselves burger and fries. i ordered barbecue baby back ribs.



after minutes of camwhoring and laughing, the meal arrived one by one. first the burger and fries, then the rice, then the ribs, and lastly the beans and rice for my dad’s eat all you can meat. the other server brought a huge beef meat that hugs a huge metal rod. the other server asked dad how much meat he wants and placed slices of beef to his plate.

we ate in peace. we ate just to suffice the immediate hunger that bites in our stomach despite the fact that the food was anything but ordinary. i swear i can cook a better tasting version of their food at home. perhaps to celebrate the spirit of christmas and to have us taste the slices of meat that he was eating, dad offered to share his beef, his pork and what have you from his plate. we were eating in peace. not until the stiff albino with semi-raised eyebrow approached our table and announced in a matter-of-fact voice “did you know there is no sharing of food here? no sharing ok? you get that? you understand? no sharing!”

ok, i get it, some restaurants do have a certain rule about food sharing and it was modestly written on their menu or it was written somewhere where hungry generous customers can see. but that goddamn place doesn’t have any sign regarding food sharing anywhere. it was ok to remind us, customers about their house rules. but can they be more polite? no wonder they don’t get a lot of customers in that place. most restaurants with no sharing policy are the posh ones who target the upper classes of the society. they are strict about their policy but they are modest not to exercise a surprise announcement at their customers in the midst of their meals.

that killed my appetite. he ruined it. i gave up on my ribs and shot him with a mocking stare. i saw him and his cohorts checking up on us while we were eating. they were trying their best to elongate their necks like pathetic baby giraffes trying spying on us when they were only a few steps away. pathetic.

how uneasy was that? why the hell do they make their customers feel uncomfortable?
i told my dad the men in white are eyeing us. he said he saw them. i am pretty sure he lost his appetite as well. i told them to abandon the food. i called the albino person, still with raised brows, and asked for the bill. he asked me if we needed anything else. the meat guy approached us and asked if dad needs more meat. dad said no thanks. half-eaten meals rest on our table when the bill arrived. i told my sister i don’t have to give the albino waiter the manny pacquiao imma-punch-you-in-the-face hey-i-have-money look. he doesn’t deserve it.

we surmised that his attitude springs from the fact that he was working during the holidays and that he doesn’t have sex for years and that he was a person deprived of love and meat since he was a child. huhlolz. a dollar tip is enough for him and his eyebrows.

just my two cents, seriously, these restos posing as a posh place for the upperclass people should at least train their staff to be more polite.

1/29/2010

j.d.salinger (1919-2010)

don't ever tell anybody anything. if you do, you start missing everybody.
-j.d. salinger, the catcher in the rye, chapter 26


today, the literary world and the world who knew holden, esme and the glass family, will definitely miss the aloof and the private american novelist who became famous for avoiding fame- mr jerome david "j. d." salinger.


jd salinger dies at 91.

  photo from getty images
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read the new york times obituary
read the time magazine article

1/24/2010

must! oh! kiss! mmmm

this paper heart bleeds nonstop with the invisible ink of your poetry.

keep writing, don't stop. i don't care if we make volumes and libraries out of it.

it is bliss as long as you are the author.

1/22/2010

lady in red shoes

as she stared at the foggy and the welling eyes of the bus, inking blots of rainwater slowly occupied her gray pea coat as she listens to catie curtis’ troubled mind from her ears.

tears sprung up from her desert parched eyes as she wondered about the sudden recurring flashback of images and people from her distant past that seemed to haunt her over the past few days. she was pretty sure that it was not the exact memories of her past, for those buildings, those people, those things, those images, have long been gone, demolished, eradicated, forgotten. it must have been a glimpse of the alternate world, that parallel universe that many claimed to exist. but why?

she doesn’t have the slightest idea why. i don’t fucking know either.
in her dreams, in her daydreams, in her soliloquy, she was haunted by the ghosts of her distant past doing completely different things and acting weirder than they used to.

there is a tornado warning in their area. the clouds have gone emo and have been pouring all week. she knew she should’ve brought her huge umbrella to combat the rain but the fierce wind made her realize the futility of the matter.

she focused her stare at the flooded eyes of the bus that was constantly wiped by its twin blades. in a distance of a mile or so, she thought she saw an approaching tornado. lady gaga’s bad romance started to occupy her ears. she fixed her tangled hair to a bun and prepped herself, assuming the character of a lady dorothy soon to be delivered to the land of oz.

1/21/2010

of icebags, elbipies and wasak hearts

Thea: Bukas muli.
(tomorrow again)

Irvine: Alam kong babalik ka.
(i know you will come back.)

Thea: Hindi ako babalik, Irvine. Hindi bumabalik ang hindi nakaalis.
(i will never return, irvine. those who were not able to leave leave do not come back)

Irvine: H’wag mong ipako ang sarili mo sa pagmamahalan natin. Marami pang iba. Subukan mong umibig sa iba. (don't nail yourself with our love. there are others. do try to love someone else.)

Thea: Isa lang ang puso ko. Naibigay ko na sa ‘yo.
(i only have one heart. i gave it to you.)

-excerpt from multi-palanca awardee winner layeta bucoy's icebag 6





kiko and dee during icebag 6 

when i was a college freshman, i used to watch all the stage productions that i can watch as long as my budget permits. from the student council production of isko’t iska, to the filipino version of eve ensler’s the vagina monologues to katas ng dubai, to ms layeta bucoy’s the juggler and icebag/tarugo series. since then, i told myself that i will never leave college without being part of at least one major theatre production.

after 2 years, lo and behold, i found myself with the masterminds of the famous elbi pop culture theatre production of icebag.

in line with icebag/elbi pie’s 10th year anniversary, i give my infinite thanks to ms layeta bucoy for all the priceless life and management lessons that i’ve learned from her and from the productions. i never thought theatre is serious business until i became part of it. it is not at all about acting. it is about also about management, passion, talent, creativity and love.

ms layeta bucoy’s power to weave timeless stories of anything and everything about love within the uplb (university of the philippines los baños) culture will forever provide that sense of familiar warmth and comfort to the hearts of all the people it touched.

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image from here and brewrats. ramon, tado and angel 

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see that wasak heart in the middle? brilliant!
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1/18/2010

melts in your mind, not in your hands

dad and i kicked the first the day of the year with the wax figures of celebrities at madam tussauds.



the museum tour was fun. you are free to roam around and you can pose and interact as much as you like with the life-like wax figures of your favorite celebrities. no, they don't melt to touch. props are provided for your own pleasure.

some of the notable wax figures like that of marlon brando, steve mcqueen, elton john, britney spears, and jack nicholson looked so real that it was creepy. it's as if the only thing missing in them is a soul.


this is madam tussaud's portrait displayed in the museum


good thing there is no highly controversial wax figure present in there. therefore, no ripping of any of the wax figures' heads occurred. 

most people are tamed, having a good time goofing around and taking pictures of their favorite celebs.

 

1/16/2010

a note to watch coco’s other channels in the future





audrey tautou is the main reason why i forced myself to see anne fontaine’s coco before chanel (coco avant chanel). there is something about this french woman that mesmerizes me. i knew i was charmed the first time i saw her playing amelie poulain from her 2001 movie amelie.

the film is decent enough to catch your attention. thanks to audrey tautou’s rapid shift of facial reactions from being blank to mysterious to sad to mystified to ecstatic to sad and then back to being blank again. it must be her dark marble eyes. yes, it must be those expressive eyes that caught me and entices me to hang on and to watch more, for there are still more to learn about the life of this influential french designer that she is portraying.

the theme of this take from miss gabrielle bonheur "coco" chanel’s life is inspiring enough to remind you to keep running and never give up the chase until you catch your dreams. in the movie, coco was first shown as an orphan rising as a bar singer, then as a dame working her ways up to the social ladder to her tailoring and making hats for the affluent people. she knows how to make connections and she knows how to compromise her immediate needs for her grander goals. the movie shows how she channeled her frustrations, anger, sorrow, and emotions to her favor.

watching the film only piqued my interest to the more interesting aspects of the life of miss gabrielle bonheur "coco" chanel. i know there is more so i plan to say hello to books and other reading materials.

love is a minor, but often distracting, subject of the movie. it is shown only as a hindrance that clouds the mind as well as the heart. gabrielle bonheur "coco" chanel married nobody.

she is one goddamn hardworker who died on the day that she never liked- sunday, the day of rest.


coco chanel image from wikipedia

1/15/2010

bayanihan mode: haiti earthquake casualties donation options

you know it feels good to do some humanitarian act every once in a while. donating a fraction from your savings won't hurt you a bit. 

here are some ways on how you can donate to haiti:


lifted from: http://lifehacker.com/ 


you can also go here: http://donate-to-haiti.blogspot.com/ 

you can always consult the trusty google to know which method suits you best.

in times of calamities like this there definitely be an outpour of help and donations but you also have to be cautious of the leechers who take advantage of the situation. viral scams are emerging like mushrooms everywhere so beware, make sure you know your donations go to the right places, not just on some goddamn corrupt soul's pockets.






1/14/2010

miss pettigrew seizes the day!

pre world war or not, shouldn't we live our lives like miss guinevere pettigrew (frances mc dormand) lives hers for a day? i mean, i do not mind all of the hassles and the troubles that she has been through to survive her day- pretending to be the social secretary of delysia lafosse (amy adams) and helping her fix her conflicts, with her men, her career, her life and her love and making her way out from every situation that she encounters with her ingenuity and quick wit.

miss pettigrew lives for a day is a movie directed by bharat nalluri that is based from the 1938 novel of the same name by winifred watson. it stars frances mc dormand (madeline, wonderboys) as miss pettigrew and the charming amy adams as american singer/actress delysia lafosse.

in this movie, miss pettigrew taught delysia to stick to her pure, unadulterated dreams, to whatever the heart tells her because following it often leads to the greater things that can fulfill her own happiness and satisfaction. it shows how the tension between the wants and the needs of delysia struggle to the top of her priority list. should she compromise her acting career with the actor phil or should she take for granted her work at the bar with its owner nick over her close non-judgmental pianist friend nick? well, one charming lady has got to make a decision and she has to make it quick.

the movie is light and filled with humor and features the acting prowess and charm of miss amy adams. she may not be a spectacular, stunning beauty, but she sure can make each scene her own.

miss pettigrew lives for a day is not only about living each day of your life as if it is your last. it is also a subtle story about love. one thing i learned from this film is that for one, i would never compromise love over money or prestige or career. for love, on its purest, comes rare. and given that love is one of the hardest forms of struggle each time we experience it, i will definitely make sure that i win.


1/11/2010

runaway from today's encounter with the familar kind

today i eschewed myself from another religious ceremony that i felt would enslave me for hours by their harangue, their evangelization, their rites, and their ceremonies about god and religion. i got suffocated by the ceremonial attempts to induce you to that all familiar state of trance, by the off key playing of the piano, the praise singers upstaging each other in chaos, and the sing-song way of preaching of the pastor. please don’t judge me. i have been to several similar situations in the past but the last time i found myself in a religious group with “jesus” and “christ” included in their group name i was able to tolerate and survive it for a year.

the scenario was no better than what i experienced the last time i attended the eucharistic rites of the roman catholic church. you can hear meowing newborns like tiny copulating kittens, you can hear incessant murmurs from all corners of the church, you can hear the running and the galloping sounds of the toddlers running around, you can notice the off key singing of the choir leader, you will hear the static noise of the speakers placed near the entrance, and you can never fail to hear and notice the noise of the talkative wandering minds of the people seemingly listening to the gospel. there were distractions everywhere. i don’t like it when my mind wanders off during mass instead of praying. i also did not finish that mass. i went out and prayed underneath the shade of the tree that is more peaceful and quiet.

i did the initiative to leave the place because i felt that if i stayed there any longer i may have released the gas of distraction and may have caused the place to burn. ok, i kid. i just don’t want the feeling of something or anything forcing me to take something that i am not willing to take.

i do pray. but i like to pray in my own pace, in my own solitude, in my own free will. i pray at the bus, i pray when i walk downtown, i pray when i’m at the grocery, i pray when i cook, i pray before i sleep, hell, i even pray while i’m having sex. how is that for not praying inside the church?

the church that i’ve been to earlier this day could avoid future runaway audience scenarios if they will only be more pious in following their basic principle about offering god the best. first, get the most able and talented people to sing and play the musical instruments. the best musical experience can haste the elevation to that state of spiritual trance. get, if not the best looking, the well dressed people to welcome and lead the crowd especially the newbies. this is an effective strategy if they want people to come back over and over again to the church. believe it or not, i joined a similar religious organization way back in college just to be closer to my pretty speech professor. next of course to the best looking people are the best preachers who can at least give you decent answers when you hurl an olympic-sized javelin question to them. these are just my two cents regarding the issue. as for my faith, i like to keep it as a deeply personal matter.

guy ritchie’s sherlock holmes is like a dark coffee but not dark enough to keep me awake

a good detective story/movie should at least give you the feeling of intelligence. you know, it’s that feeling that makes you feel smart after you have used your neurons to solve the mysteries of the case presented. it’s that feeling you get after the story or the movie have successfully guided you into the tiny clues and details and finally revealed to you the full view of the picture. perhaps it is that feeling that’s been lacking why i can’t seem to feel guy ritchie’s (snatch, rocknrolla) latest film adaptation of sir arthur conan doyle’s classic detective stories of sherlock holmes.

the humor between robert downey (sherlock holmes) and jude law (dr john watson) is present, the desaturated and high contrast colors of the film is there to give you the grimy, dirty, and dark old english atmosphere, the holmes-watson bromance is there, the not so femme fatale rachel mc adams (irene adler) is also there, but the high level of mystery and the escalating suspense that should have drawn you to the climax is foggy.

i don’t know exactly, but in some levels, the movie feels like it is taking you in many different directions with various rapid change of pace (much like the camera work in the film) without really knowing exactly where it is going to take you. at one point, you see rapid moving images and then it suddenly stops, and then it goes fast again, and then it does the matrix slow-mo effects, and then you wonder what the hell is happening again?

1/10/2010

avatar delivers, dubbed as the matured 3d version of pocahontas

some guy from the queue remarked: prepare yourself, this is not just a movie, it is a show! and indeed, james cameron’s avatar on imax 3d is one big spectacular show of special effects and cinematography.

forgive the all too familiar storyline. pardon the two dimensional characters. this is not peter jackson’s lord of the rings. but do try to suspend your disbelief for at least two and a half hours and you will find yourself in awe of the superb 3d effects (there are times when i find myself secretly brushing the bushes and the leaves from pandora’s forest. lol) of the movie that can almost leave you breathless as titanic.

despite its shortcomings on some elements of the makings of a great film, avatar still delivers. although the plot and the themes of nature conservation, the effects of technology on nature, the exploration of the inner psyche of the human soul, the testing of how far can the human mind go, respect over other ethnic tribes or groups, family and clan preservation, etc may have been rehashed into this film, you still cannot deny the fact that it succeeds in transporting you deep into the realm of the pandora. 3d or not, i think the film has made a breakthrough in cinema in terms of special effects. the film has definitely set a bar for films who aim to transport its audience into a new world of extra sensory experience.

below is one crazy take regarding avatar that i got from a fellow blogger at moviebulletin.com comparing avatar to pocahontas. take a good look and you might realize that the guys who originally posted this might actually have a point. lol

 
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it’s complicated, so smile and just deal with it

it’s complicated is probably one of the best romantic comedies that you can watch early in the morning to kick off your day. it does not make you feel dumb, it is witty, it is charming, plus it comes with great acting.

you can never go wrong with meryl streep. i don’t know, but the more i watch meryl streep films, the more i get to have a crush on her. alec baldwin on the other hand acts his age and is effective in this movie as the ex-husband who still finds affection over his ex wife. steve martin’s portrayal of his character as the divorced architect who falls for streep is endearing as his smile despite the hurts that he is experiencing.




the plot is simple, divored couple jane adler (meryl streep) and jake adler (alec baldwin) are living and moving on with their lives as individuals; jane manages her bakery and remains single, while jake is married to the younger agness with her son pedro. things get tangled up when jane and jake find themselves together in a bar in a new york hotel room. they are there to attend the graduation ceremony of their son luke. they drink, laugh, talk, dance and make love like one happy married couple.

jane and jake keep seeing each other for days, enjoying each other’s company and trying to figure out if they can still work out as a couple. but despite the positive results of their secret affair (better sex, happier dispositions in life, positive work attitude), jane still feels weird being the woman of her ex-husband.
things appear more complicated when jane spends more time with adam schaffer (steve martin), jane’s architect who patiently reads all her 47 emails and is helping her build her dream kitchen and house extensions.

the now married jake still loves jane. jane likes to have jake back. adam likes jane. jane also likes adam. and now it’s complicated.

i love how the movie handles the complexities of life presented on the film. the decisions the characters make and their matured approach on how they should deal with the situations make it all look simple. yes, it is complicated, but somehow they find ways to make it appear simple. perhaps it is because of their acceptance that life, love and people are as fluid and as dynamic as the ever changing random weather patterns of the world. i think avril lavigne’s song complicated can be a good choice to top off the film. but then i guess that could spell redundancy in some levels. lol

nancy meyer’s it’s complicated is one feel-good movie that is good to watch and relax on a fine saturday morning.

1/08/2010

a musical cork to the brewing expectations of the soul

this is me channeling the billy joel of my psyche:
don't go changing, to try and please me
you never let me down before
don't imagine you're too familiar
and i don't see you anymore
i wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
we never could have come this far
i took the good times, i'll take the bad times
i'll take you just the way you are

don't go trying some new fashion
don't change the color of your hair
you always have my unspoken passion
although i might not seem to care

i don't want clever conversation
i never want to work that hard
i just want someone that i can talk to
i want you just the way you are.

i need to know that you will always be
the same old someone that i knew
what will it take till you believe in me
the way that i believe in you.

i said i love you and that's forever
and this i promise from the heart
i could not love you any better
i love you just the way you are.


-just the way you are by singer/composer billy joel who wrote this hit for his first wife elizabeth weber

1/04/2010

sans the sex, blood and violence, its suspense and romance bites

they lay like that for a long time. then came the words.

“lacke. i love you.”

ang lacke did not reply. simply let the words hang in the air. become encapsulated and grow until they were a large red blanket that floated around the room, that lowered itself onto him and kept him warm all night.


-excerpt from john ajvide lindqvist's let the right one in,

 

who would have thought a vampire novel without sex and tons of gore could be romantic and enticing as this?


woots! i finished let the right oe in just before 2009 ends. next book on the line: gregory maguire's wicked and son of a witch


1/03/2010

doomsday, cupid

shoot! this is the thing i dread the most- handling love professionally.
everyone knows that love is and probably never will be a professional being. it is everything unpredictable, erratic and immeasurable.

through thousands of years i have seen many who have tried to define it but no one actually came up with a decent definition. no, i doubt if they ever will.
how can they expect me to do well with this? ok, wish me luck.
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