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someone in the office has been randomly possessed by the spirit of oc-ness (obsessive compulsiveness).
split seconds after i rested my bag on the side of desk, he acted like the saint of cleanliness and purity, preaching about cleanliness and how we should keep the office floor clean to welcome the new year.
i have nothing against oc-ness as long as you don’t flaunt it and smack it right on the face of other people.
this spirit learned a really bad sense of humor. the possessed person asked me to help him do an all around office cleaning but he won’t even lift a finger to pack the trash bags for disposal.
as i execute all the other tasks that he ordered me to do, he lectured me about cleaning my desk and disposing papers and documents and stuff.
he ordered me to operate the 10++ years old hoover that coughs more dust than it could suck. although you’ll be the best of friends with dust afterwards, the high decibel grumbling of its old machinery silenced the incessant nagging of the oc spirit, somehow exorcising its imposing powers from the mind.
2 comments:
Pambihirang espiritu!
That OC fool should be more DYI instead. But you know what, this person that you wrote about is not just OC-ing. This douche is anal retentive, Bulitz. One of my favorite terms ever. Look it up of you have time. Sige di bale na, heto na:
The term anal retentive (also anally retentive), commonly abbreviated to anal, is used conversationally to describe a person with such attention to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, and can be carried out to the detriment of the anal-retentive person. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_retentive
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