your face reminds me of humpty dumpty that i so wanna punch it and break it into pieces, you shithead.
stop wearing bright orange shirts early in the morning. it makes you look more of a moron that just came out of prison. please. will you stop your fat coated mouth to speak in tones as if your words possess godly infallibility? shut up mister who looks like mr doyle, the puppet master from the discontinued nbc tv series heroes. you talk too much. no one wants to listen to your bragging about your “encyclopedic” knowledge pfft. you annoy the hell out of my wits.
-mind, half asleep, speaking to the annoying bus passenger