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11/16/2006

just when you think your favorite fastfoods are safe, think again

warning: the following contains gory and explicit content



now i know why their chicken meal is expensive.



the police force have to know that there are a million more clones of the clown in red and yellow stripes worldwide.



omg! just imagine the product of a red bee and a brown ice cream girl.
from now on, i have to be cautious with the pink mayo sauce on the burgers that i eat.



video lifted from u tube. first saw it at garytarugo's blog
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hindi lahat ng bubuyog itim!
-jollibee
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years ago, i remembered how children jumped up and down in excitement as they anticipated the grand entrance of chuckie, kfs's chicken mascot.
back then, i thought their ecstacy over the mascot was brought by the fact that they haven't seen a feather of chuckie yet, or that most children invited that day belonged to those group who branded all mascots in the society as entertaining.
i watched how those children screamed and pestered their parents just to see the (undressed) chicken dance. after about 20 minutes of waiting, chuckie finally appeared and i was surprised by what happened next.
a few seconds after chuckie exposed itself, total silence filled the room, then a series of sreams and cries bounced on every walls of the area. all children ran back to their parents as they wore fear over their innocent faces. and from that instance, i've concluded that seeing a huge dancing white chicken in front of you while eating chicken, is not a pretty good sight.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

bwahaha.. those are funny stuff..

Anonymous said...

grabe ganun pala si jollibee ha.. buti 18 na ako hahaha

Anonymous said...

hehe... nice post! wahahahahha...

juice is justine said...

when i saw the jollibee scandal before, i was like wtf? but the food is good so i let it go lol.

have u seen the disneyland scandal? the one with goofy, mickey and the others gangbanging minnie? bwahaha.

Anonymous said...

Disturbing.

I'm off to visit my psychiatrist for an intense catharsis session. Kthnxbye.

boy bawang said...

nice entry.

nung una kong nakita iyang scandal. sa site din ni gary. tawa lang ako ng tawa. talagang wala silang ibang facial expression kundi :D

hehe

aaRoN said...

omg di ko tlga mapigilan kakatawa nung nakita ko ung video tsaka ung pic ni mcdo na pinapatay ung manok T_T hehe pero lam nyo ung issue na ung mga characters ng mcdo eh mga masasamang tao? la lang :D hehe and i cant even imagine kung anung food si grimace wahah nung tinanong namin dun sa isang staff sa mcdo UN Ave, sabi Ube Pie daw T_T nyay buti na lang di ko naabutan un wahaha...nakakainis pa ung facial expression nung dalawa sa video hehe.. anywei hehe take care! nyc post

paeng said...

hahahhahaha!

pati cla jollibee my scandal na rin! ahahahahha

Anonymous said...

as long as they don't spill their love juice all over my chicken joy, i really dont mind jabee humping hetty!

utakgago said...

i've seen the scandal between jolibee and... whoever that ice cream girl is.

and yeah, katakot nga kung may isang MALAKING MANOK na sasayaw sa harap ko habang kumakain ng manok!

hahahhaha! KAKATUWA. =))

Anonymous said...

This is so funny... :-) Man, I go to the gym so I can eat McDo fries all the time...

alvin said...

This is so funny... :-) Man, I go to the gym so I can eat McDo fries all the time...

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