the following was from an sms i got from iske*:
height of poverty:
wife stitching husband's condom
height of innocence|:
a girl ap[plying clearasil to her nipples, thinking they are pimples
height of ambition:
an ant climbing on the leg of an elephantwith the motive of rape
height of unemployment:
a spider web found in a prostitute's pussy
height of laziness:
naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman
expecting an earthquake to do the rest
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*iske is a former highschool classmate who is also a fellow in uplb.
he occassionally treats me with iced coffee and sms jokes.
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whew! manuscript was finally done!
Classic! ZOMG can I have his number? Most people who forward SMS stuff to my cel are complete and utter fucktards. Pfft. :-)
ReplyDeleteIsn't it great that stupidity is indeed annoying and yet funny at the same time? I heard this joke from a friend from Miriam, and we went like..."Ampota." We all laughed in the end.
ReplyDeletewow naman bulitas.... natawa ako dun a.. hahahahaha
ReplyDeletePanalo! Haha!
ReplyDeletehaha tae ang kulet! :)
ReplyDeletetantantan! pupunta akong lb sa march 30. :) see you there.
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congrats at tapos na ang manuscript mo. ihanda na ang sarili sa pagsuot ng sash na nakatatak ang UP.
daan.
wala ka ma-blog noh?hehe:D
ReplyDeleteHahahaa. My friend Leoni forwarded it to me as well.
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height of ambition and laziness.... f*ck. that totally cracked me up.
champion tong entry na to!haha
ReplyDeletei also received this message from my textmate na may pagka-malaswa... hehehe... natawa ako sa message na 'to...
ReplyDeletecongrats graduate na!
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