acrophobia

the following was from an sms i got from iske*:

height of poverty:
wife stitching husband's condom

height of innocence|:
a girl ap[plying clearasil to her nipples, thinking they are pimples

height of ambition:
an ant climbing on the leg of an elephantwith the motive of rape

height of unemployment:
a spider web found in a prostitute's pussy

height of laziness:
naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman
expecting an earthquake to do the rest
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*iske is a former highschool classmate who is also a fellow in uplb.
he occassionally treats me with iced coffee and sms jokes.

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whew! manuscript was finally done!

tell me this guy's not blonde

ok. it was obvious that the perpetrator came from lipa city, batangas, but i could not help but think that the taga lipa are virus was just one desperate attempt to attract tourism in the city, or one lame publicity stint by a dimwit local politician, but i was wrong. it was far worse than i expected.

the low class virus (i say low class because it can be easily removed,and according to the reviews i have read from the internet, it was just an altered version of a virus released eons ago.) turned out to be a product of the narcissistic dreams of a pseudo computer connoisseur.

read this:

"Hello im Sonny from STI COLLEGE LIPA, the original creator of TAGA LIPA ARE! virus...Its a virus but it gives no harm to your computer. anyway...to delete the virus you need to disable the "Hide Protected Operating System Files" in your Windows Explorer folder options (TOOLS - FOLDER OPTIONS - VIEW). Search the file name FS6519.dll.vbs (THE VIRUS) in your hard drive or just to make sure in your My Computer then delete the file. Note: On searching make sure you activated "Search Hidden Files and Folders" on more advance options. To get rid of the word "TAGA LIPA ARE!" on your internet Explorer go to your windows registry (START-RUN-then type regedit)Search the word "TAGA LIPA ARE!" and "FS6519" ..right click and delete. Your done...txt me for more info 09193093003 or mail me on friendster dragantra@rock.com .... SORRY FOR INCONVINIENCE"
source

tell me who gave this guy the guts to post this message across cyberspace and give you half the amount of my apartment rental fee.

darn it. the only point i saw from the sonny guy for creating such a fuss in the cyber world was to tell the world (cyber world) that he's got the balls to make such virus, and that he's from lipa. pathetic.

aren't we, filipinos, tired of gathering negative aura from world?

this guy does not even have the right to do stupid things unless he had his hair dyed like these girls:

booby fights



oops, she did it again!





barbie dull
(since when did paris learned to stuff tissues inside her boobs?)


photos lifted form this website

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*this post has nothing to do with blondes.
*generally, the barbie-like blonde girls were just victims of the stupig-brainless-girl stigma associated to them by the society.

fluid thoughts of an accused cassanova*

“i think most infidelities happen because of women. most of us, women have actually the higher tendency to commit infidelities than men.”
a friend told me while we were having dried fish, some scrambled eggs and corned beef over breakfast.

“it was true. i have experienced that before, and trust me, most women can fall easily for a fling.” another friend added.

the thin fish bone of tuyo planted its way down to my lower gums as the rest of the feminist world and social advocacy movement had an early celebration of the international women’s day.

looking back over the past relationships i had, i found out that most women (i am stressing the word most here because i do not absolutely consider with this post every female race on earth) would always wanted to feel pampered, caressed, served, accepted and loved. try to fail your girl in one of those aspects and in a couple of days, you’ll find out that she’s hanging out in secret with someone whom she can satiate her physiological, physical and emotional needs.

even women who claimed to be radical conservatives (those who would strictly stand by the societal norm), social deviants (those who claimed that they will not adhere to the norm of courtship and the teeny bopper type of relationship), modern day maria claras (those people who claimed to have an ounce of conservatism with a bit of modern philosophy in them. these are those people who would say that courtship is optional, but would later insist the act to her partner) would want to feel like a princess. collectively, most women have the i am-a-princess psyche with them, which most of the time, gives them the license to justify most of their actions with the consideration that the male species have to give them.

come to think of it, although most feminists would say that we live in a highly patriarchal society, the unwritten cultural and societal considerations given to women (esp in the philippines. take note of the mrt gender dichotomy bias) made the society’s piercing judgmental eyes less harsh to them.

say for example in a usual boy-girl relationship, where the couple would get themselves in a quarrel, and the girl would run away from the guy without having a decent conversation with him and would then shed buckets of tears, who do you think would the general public favor? of course, none other than the girl soaked in tears.

it was a general formula of the public to give their favor over the damsel in distress than the knight in shattered armor.

our early morning discussion brought up the reason why most women on this planet made such a fuss about third parties. according to my female friends, it was because they themselves have, in one way or another, plotted/thought/tried/experienced/dared to open another relationship outside their already committed relationship.

a girl would doubt the loyalty of her partner because somewhere deep inside her psyche, she knew/experienced/planned/tried/experienced cheating or simply flirting with emotions. (by the way, flirting with emotions is highly different from just plain flirting out of the drive for social acceptance or lust)

it was from the woman’s fear of karma, that doubt and jealousy comes.

women were lucky to have been endowed with the power of seduction and the power to manipulate emotions. having such powers made them such great contributors to the evolution of mankind and its civilization.

if ever the claims of my friends were true, i still believe that it requires both the participation and loyalty of a man and a woman for any relationship to work.

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the post this was to commemorate the power of women in shaping the world under the hands of men. happy post women’s day to my mother, to my grandmothers, to my aunts, to my sister, to my blocmates, to my batchmates, to my orgmates, to my friends and to my confidante, nene, to my girlfriend, you are all dear to me.
thank you.
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*cassanova- a vocabulary question included in the 2003 upcat exam

cracking confessed conspiracies of mistrust

i like him but you weighed heavier in my heart

i like him but i like you more

i love him but i love you more

gusto ko siya, pero mas matimbang ka pa rin

hearing those sentences repeatedly play in your head days after your thursday evening chat with your girlfriend is more painful than having your toenails pulled with force by a pseudo nail doctor
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let me promote to you this blogger friend blessed with a talent that could pacify the weary mind of a masochist.

here's justine with her rendition of paramore's conspireacy





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explain to me
this conspiracy against me, yeah
and tell me how
i lost my power, oh yeah

-conspiracy, paramore